today

last night

"your plumbing system has an extra prostate"

and other thanksgiving talesdad: i've got some extra juice here, sooze.
pajoe: yeah, a lot of jews here, a lot of jews

every heartthrob gets old

Your handwriting and North Face jacket
make me want to be back at the house on Bryant street
on a bar stool watching her doodle her name over and over again
And her father too, left then,
would be standing by the stovetop

true life

four good reasons to go home

courtesy of the BBC

after a series of guttural cries while watching the bulls lose to orlando magic
Dad: if i had any hair i'd be pullin it out
Dad: owww
Mom: what did you do?
Mom:(to me on the phone) he messed up his hang nail.
Dad: i just want some sympathy from Bird.

my lungs are starting to understand why my landlord told me i must change the air filter every month. too bad i can't reach it.